No, I won't write about 'em cuz I don't like 'em. So there.

RichieHeatherDeniseCharlie (a desperate, last-ditch attempt by fledgling "stars" of stage and screen to save their kamikaze careers by means of tabloid-itis if I ever saw one. They're probably all camped out together garden-party-style sharing pitchers of mint juleps, anyway. )

TomKat (cuz they still give me the heebie-jeebies and absolutely ruined what used to be a cultivated, if not somewhat loathesome appreciation of MI:II. Can't help loving the way Dougray Scott makes a word like "gagging" sound so difficult to pronounce...but if it means skipping Tom scenes to get to the pinkie-snipping Dougray scenes...forget it. Too much work!)

Mischa Barton (other than to say that her head is oddly shaped and her feet strikingly large. Other than that, she's just BORING to me, no matter how many times she's inadvertantly cited in other catty girls' feuds)

Star Jones Reynolds.